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Bad Reason To Break Up With Your Bf / Gf

Don't break up with your boy- or girlfriend...
  • Because he looks at other women. (If he doesn't, and he's not blind, he's either gay or dead.)
  • Because she is a high-powered attorney.
  • Because his dad owns the town you live in.
  • Because she does every single thing you say.
  • Because he makes you breakfast, but the eggs aren't quite perfect.
  • Because she drives a Porsche.
  • Because he doesn't like your sister.
  • Because she doesn't wear underwear.
  • Because he shows no interest in your girlfriends.
  • Because her mom is your dad's boss.
  • Because your BFF thinks he is not interesting.
  • Because she lives in a much better neighborhood than yours.
  • Because he likes shopping.
  • Because she doesn't like shopping.
  • Because everyone admires him when he dances.
  • Because all heads turn toward her when she enters a room.
  • Because he is too free with his money.
  • Because she is a Yoga master and contortionist.
  • Because he makes the bed and folds his clothes.
  • Because she has a ninth degree black belt in Karate.
  • Because he is too kind.
  • Because she is too calm.
  • Because he never criticizes you.
  • Because she never nags you.
  • Because he buys you things you did not ask for.
  • Because he has interests other than you.
  • Because she reads books.
  • Because he knows all the best places to have a serious and thoughtful discussion.
  • Because she knows all the best places to enjoy outdoor sex.
  • Because he can pick a great wine.
  • Because she likes beer.
  • Because he sews.
  • Because she is better at your favorite sport than you are.
  • Because he's too clean.
  • Because she's too dirty.

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